The Commonwealth of Ganan Kapia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Aldrich Atreyu with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.737 billion Kapians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vihnlox. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kapian economy, worth 500 trillion Somns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 105,672 Somns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, government debts are financed through alchemy, and arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ganan Kapia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Suhen.

Ganan Kapia is ranked 84,529^th in the world and 52^nd in Empire of Great Britain for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,009.37 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.